Desperate for ribs, apparently

Drunk man stuffs ribs in pants; is arrested. Again. - Pop2it - Zap2it

File this under "stupid criminals." A Carlisle, Pa., man is in police custody after trying to steal a rack of ribs by stuffing them down his pants.

According to The Sentinel, Donald Noone, 65, was highly intoxicated when he entered a Giant grocery store and tried to shove $20.48 worth of meat down his pants.

But this wasn't Noone's first brush with the law -- or with ribs. He was also detained by police in May for trying to do the same thing with $13.34 worth of meat.

He was charged with retail theft and public drunkenness and, as far as we know, has not yet been able to satisfy his cravings for ribs.